Friday, April 3, 2009

A Post, the Equivalent of Naugahyde

...or a fake post, for those of you that don't speak man-made-upholstery.

This moment is brought to you by:
Hillary's Blog-Dammit Wake-up Calls
Just like a hotel wake-up call, but with a bit more haiku, and a LOT more swearing

Although I have lots going on in my life, I have very little in the realm of coherent thought going on. So, welcome to the first installment of.....

NAUGAHYDE FRIDAYS!!!!!
(an American version of Friday Faff)
(For this abject pilfering, H, I shall mail you the vinyl arm rail.)

In a meeting today, I was sitting behind one of the managers in R&D. He occasionally turned around to make a comment about the topic at hand. Approximately one hour into the meeting, he turned around and was met with, depending on his angle,

either this:

or this:
or this:


No, that's not Zoltan Screamface from Planet ReneeZellweggerPinchyMouth. No, no--that's me, mid "trying-to-cover-up-a-yawn-in-a-meeting"-face. You know what I mean, right? When you think you can contain a yawn by simply willing your mouth shut? After I told my co-worker, T, what had happened (because I tell her all about my stupid OT moments), she said, "Maybe next time you should just let it out and cover your mouth like a non-idiot." Okay, so she didn't say the last part, but she was most-likely thinking it. Anyhow, the manager looked a bit startled to say the least. 'Cause the beauty was held in place for like 3 horrendously long seconds while I got through the yawn. Promotion? CHECK.

19 comments:

Meg said...

Seriously, post more. I miss you.
How`s the house coming along?
Also, you're fucking sexy!

Hillary said...

mwahahaha I LOVE IT!
you are beautiful. and not dorky at all.

WELCOME BACK! to show my appreciation:

The Over-Thinker
has returned! The joy in the
air is palpable.

see? no swearing!

Hillary said...

oh and you need to send me your new address so I can send you the cock soup I bribed you back with

i am the diva said...

hawt.

Ree said...

Fuck a duck and make him quack. THAT was hilarious. Grace, darlin. You haz it.

Hyphen Mama said...

SEE! See why we miss you so when you are gone? Because you can take naugahyde and ReneeZelweggerPinchyFace and make an entire post that leaves me peeing myself.

And what IS the definition of 'nauga'?

witchypoo said...

Keep talking to us, darlin. You do want folks to recognize you at Blogher, don't you?

jess said...

bwaaaaaa ha!

Sra said...

I thought you must be practicing your zoolander looks.

Mermanda said...

Zoolander has nothing on you, kid.

Michael DeAntonio said...

For posting those pictures, you have courage. Hilarious stuff.

Ilina said...

I see a calendar in your future.

Natalie said...

are you going to blogher? you better get busy and write on a blog then. they might not let you in.

i am not going to blogher. too much for this year. we gotta figure out how to make some money around here first!

friyet said...

where are you!? you won my contest! do you even remember what your choices are for a prize? hope things are going well for you and your new house!

Meg said...

Where the shit are you?
Sweet merciful crap, woman, I miss you!

Hyphen Mama said...

Is it too much to ask for a Quarterly Update from you? Sheesh!

Meg said...

Ok, it's been over 6 months. I realise a new house is a lot of work...BUT JUST UPDATE US!
kthxbai!

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Natalie said...

yeah...i'm a tad worried about you. and i realize that i haven't been blogging since december, but really i have. i have a new blog.

hope you are ok.