Who woulda thunk it!? All I needed to do was offer up something Pink and Mysterious and my Traffic goes through the roof!!

Oh, you funny, funny people. I can't tell you how much you made me laugh. Sparklie, when I read your initial entry, I thought you were just using rough, street-cred-type talk. Until I found out that you were just special :-)

And Natalie? The comparison of my thumb to a dimpled thigh nearly made me pee myself! Well done! Seriously--thank GOD for random.org because there is no way I could have picked a favorite. You all are hilarious.

Miss Hyphen? Such initiative! The multiple entries! I am totally awarding you extra-credit in the form of a unique shout-out:

Go Check-Out the Contents of Hyphen-Mama's Bra!!

And now, for the winner of this

Pink, Mysterious, EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

The winner (chosen by Random.org) is:

MEG!!!!
(Yes, that really is Meg. Holding a Pineapple. Isn't she fantastic? I totally think so.)

Also, she's been telling me for nearly a year now that she will be doing/wants to do a seasonal-fruit-in-the-bathroom photo shoot, but so far? Nothing. I've been looking at that pineapple since last February. Meg? Maybe it's time for a pear.

Meg's Captcha contribution:
SUSCR
*drunken slur* Glass of suscr and vodka please

----Even when she's drunk, she's polite!----

And what has she won?

The most soft-est, comfy-est

PINK SOCKS ON THE PLANET!!
Please note that the hideous yellow light does not come with the socks.

(Nate? Aren't you just so ticked-off that you didn't win a pair of pink, fluffy socks? You could have worn them to work! Or out to the bar with the guys! Better luck next time.
Maybe I'll give away a bra in the next contest.)

You'll be happy to know that the money used to purchase the socks goes to a very worthy cause:

The Red Dress Campaign

(hence the little red dress logo)

MEG: Please send your mailing address to
theartofoverthinking(at)gmail(dot)com

Tomorrow, this blog will return to it's

normally scheduled programming of pure and utter class...

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