Saturday, November 1, 2008

I'm baaaaaack! For 30 days straight, the sarcasm will be a-flowin'. Your RSS feed won't know what hit it!

Photo, minus artful lettering, courtesy of:

Helloooooooo Readers!
I'm making my triumphant return to the blogosphere!!

Yes, my September nablobuttblow did sort of suck the life out of me. But! That was because I didn't have a plan! Also, I sort of, kind of, forgot to add any of those 30 posts to my, um, Nablopomo page, um, sort of completely defeating the purpose of, um, joining Nablopomo. And, now that I've referred to them as nablobuttblow, I don't think they'll be welcoming me with open arms. But, we'll see...

This time, I have a plan--a magical list, if you will. A list that will guide me down the path paved in comments and new bloggy-friends. I have 30 topics written down (with pencil! on that sheety stuff call PAPER!) that will help me through the warzone of consequtive posts! Again, I must ask, how the heck do all of you daily-posters do it?? I love you guys! I want to be like you when I grow up! I'll let you know when that happens!

Did I mention that this path is best walked down while holding the hand of another blogger?? In September, Jess was my co-dependent blogger-- for November, I've recruited another sucker, Hillary, to walk down Glutton-for-Punishment (& comments! Don't forget the comments!) Lane with me. Please note that Jess is once again posting every day this month, but not really, because she is a total weakling and cheater and is getting help from both Bridgy & Al so really, she's only posting for 1/3 of the days in the month. But, whatever, Jess! (Just kidding Jessie! I love you! Don't hit me with a can of Miller Lite!)

So, hold onto your hats and wigs, folks....
this month is gonna "Blo!!!!!!!!!"

Also, I will actually be VISITING and COMMENTING on my favorite blogs!! Oh! And I almost forgot! **I will be shoving linky-love down a bunch of NEW BLOGS' throats!** This month is going to be one helluva a comeback---Britney Spears style. But not the VMA Britney, but more like the recent, hey-I-wear-underpants-Britney!


Memarie Lane said...

yay! vilkommen backen!

Mike Valentino said...

Good luck. Remember not to start off sprinting. Stay steady. Keep your energy strong and finish heavy.

witchypoo said...

It's either feast or famine with you, woman. Glad there will be a feast! I've missed you.

Bridge said...

I will totally not post for the entire month of November and make Jess do it all if you pay me.


I am soooo excited to see you back.

Hillary said...

this month is totally going to blow
one day in and I'm already out of topics

jess said...

i want to vomit.

Ree said...

And I'd wondered where you'd gone. I'll be right there with you!

friyet said...

don't burn yourself out again ~ i have missed you! keep to your list and go for it....!

Hyphen Mama said...

You're like crack...get us all hooked by giving it to us every day, then BAM take it all away and disappear. That's okay...I'll go thru hell or high water to get your crack.

The Over-Thinker said...

Memarie: Recht schönen Dank!

Mike V: Cross your fingers for me that I don't cramp!

Witchy: That's how I roll, Witchy. Rather, that's all I'm capable of :)

Bridge: Any chance I can pay you in smiles and shout-outs?? Or, maybe I could swing over to Amsterdam and bring you back some happiness :)

Hills: Am I correct in reading your comment to be a request to be tagged with a meme???

Jess: I'll hold your hair--promise.

Ree: Awesome!

FriYet: I think burnout is my middle name...but I keep getting back on the horse. Good thing the horse is tolerant of my fickleness :)

HM: THANK YOU!!! So, I always read my comments out loud to C and when I read him, "That's okay...I'll go thru hell or high water to get your crack." he gave me a lovely look. MEN. They NEVER think of crack as a simple, costly drug NOOOO--they have to think of ass. Pfft..

annikab said...

I thought for sure you fell off of the face of the earth.

monstergirlee said...

I found your blog back in september, then you disappeared behind that nasty Kellie martin picture - ugh.
Nice to see you back, and I'm looking forward to it all.

The Over-Thinker said...

Annikab: I totally did. But thankfully I had a parachute. And alcohol. :)

MonsterGirlee: I'm glad you found me! I promise not to leave a Kellie Martin photo up there for 30-day-straight AGAIN!

Meg said...

I love you! I'm so glad you're back!

The Over-Thinker said...

Meg: Love you, too!! xo