Does it make it doubly sinful that I'm Stealing on a Sunday?

Well, if God reads this blog, I have much more to answer for than this stolen topic (courtesy, once again, from Return to Rural--keep 'em coming!!). Hope God likes bed-wetting stories and strip-club enthusiasm!

SUNDAY STEALING
(courtesy of Return to Rural and Sunday Stealing)

And to shake things up a bit, I'm having (making) C also answer.
He knows my answers are the correct ones--smart husband, that C.

1. Do you like blue cheese salad dressing?
OT: Short answer, No. After drinking answer, Yes.
C: Yes, but never on its own. Mixed with a fine, French dressing, it is quite de-lish.

2. Favorite late night snack?
OT: Caviar with a side of Money. Or maybe it's sunflower seeds.
C: Usually chocolate ice cream. But if they come out with a Blue Cheese/French Dressing Slow Churn, it'll be that.

3. Do you own a gun?
OT: Just finger guns--har har.
C: Yes, sometimes I refer to them as pythons, biceps or pipes. Which way to the gun show?

4. What’s your favorite drink at Starbucks or other specialty coffee shop?
OT: Iced Coffee with a pint of 1/2 & 1/2 and a 1/4 cup of sugar. Something light.
C: Mountain Dew

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
OT: If it involves stirrups, I do.
C: No, but my doctors do.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
OT: The same way I think of head cheese. But I'll still eat a hot dog.
C: "Hey. If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would...." Wait. Maybe not appropriate...

7. Favorite Christmas song?
OT: Jingle Bells (or as I used to pronounce it when I was 3-year-old: BINGO BALLS!)
C: OT's Grandma singing the bass line of Silent Night at the Christmas Eve church service
OT: Wait! Can that be mine, too!!?

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
OT: Preferentially not something that went down and came back up and needs to go back down again.
C: Listerine, a great breath-freshener, tends to make anything imbibed before noon, to take on the lovely flavor of poo. So, nothing.

9. Can you do push-ups?
OT: Bras, but only if I don't want to see my feet.
C: Yes, but I think my bathroom habits are none of your business
OT: *looks at C and grows concerned*

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
OT: My wedding rings (and my jelly bracelets)
C: My jewelry? What? Huh? Never.
OT: He means to say his belly ring.

11. Favorite hobby?
OT: Reading and being critical.
C: Criticizing OT's reading ability.

12. Do you have A.D.D.?
OT: No--it must be in my other purse.
C: I was never good at math.

13. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?
OT: Is my butt a trait?
C: Taking things far too seriously and never trying to be funny.

14. The last disease you contracted?
OT: Like chlamydia into chlam'dia?
C: Pink Eye/Conjunctivitis

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.

OT
1. How long is that dishwasher cycle going to take.
2. I totally need to unbutton the top button.
3. I can hear Fidgit whistle-breathing through her nose.

C
1. This Mountain Dew sure tastes good.
2. I can't wait to have ice cream later.
3. My eye hurts.

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?

OT
1. Diet Mountain Dew
2. Tea
3. Wine

C
1. Isn't it obvious?
2. Flavored Splenda Water...Mmmm
3. Diet Flavored Green Tea

17. Current worry right now?
OT: People are really going to think that C married a complete idiot/dork.
C: People are really going to think that OT married a complete idiot/dork. And that people are going to think I stole her answer, when she typed her answer second.

18. Current hate right now?
OT: Flag-shirts and country music.
C: I think 'hate' is too strong of a word to apply to anything right now, but I strongly dislike people who refuse to admit that our country needs change; it REALLY PISSES ME OFF. Oh, and the new Guns 'N' Roses album sucks--it's (ironically?) called Chinese Democracy.

19. Favorite place to be?
OT: Reading in the bathtub. (Well, at least when C's not in there "doing push-ups.")
C: I don't usually like to talk about it, but I'm usually doing push-ups there.

20. How did you ring in the New Year?
OT: We watched the ball drop.
C: That's what she said!

21. Like to travel?
OT: Yup
C: Sure--but level of enjoyment is dependent on the mode of transportation: Car, plane, bus...Delorian.


22. Name three people who will complete Sunday Stealing this week:
OT: Other NaBloPoMo-ers desperate for a topic
C: OJ Simpson and his two accomplices
OT: At first I was like, Wha?? And then I was, "Oh! Good one!"

23. Do you own slippers?
OT: Yes
C: No
OT: You do, too!

24. What color shirt are you wearing?
OT: Black
C: Brown, Grey, Yellow, White & Blue Plaid

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
OT: Ew--no.
C: If they feel anything like my silk shirts I wore in the 90's, then NO.
OT: Thank GOD I met you in 2000.

26. Can you whistle?
OT: Yes--like a mofo.
C: Yes, but not the Andy Griffith Show theme. Don't ask.

27. Favorite singer/band?
OT: I can't name just one--The Beatles, Dave Matthews Band and NKOTB (represent!)
C: The Beatles

28. Could you ever make it 39 days on the show Survivor?
OT: No, but I can sing "Eye of the Tiger"
C: I can't even WATCH 39 episodes.

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
OT: "It's a Hard-Knock Life for _____" I personalize this song for C and the cats. I'm neat.
C: "Uncle Albert" by Paul McCartney...specifically for the "water"-part.

30. Favorite girl’s names?
OT: Beatrix Kiddo (Hi Mom!)
C: Over-Thinker

31. Favorite boy’s names?
OT: Well, now I have to say "C"
C: By now you're all expecting me to say something like Dirk Diggler, but I won't give you the pleasure.
OT: That's what she said!!

32. What’s in your pocket right now?
OT: I'm pretty sure I can safely say, not money
C: Lint, but I've got that everywhere.

33. Last thing that made you laugh?
OT: C
C: OT
Awwww

34. Like your job?
OT: Yup!
C: I'm currently in between jobs.
OT: He's holding out for a management position.

36. Do you love where you live?
OT: Sort of.
C: I don't so much love where I live, but I do live where I love.
OT: Cue the finger-guns.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house?
OT & C: 2

38. Who is your loudest friend?
OT: I only surround myself with delicate flowers. Like C.
C: OT. By far.

39. Do you drive the speed limit or speed?
OT: Speed
C: My speedometer is off by 5 miles, but I always forget in which way. So...YES.

40. Does someone have a crush on you?
OT: Yes
C: Yes, but we've progressed to the puree phase.

41. What is your favorite book?
OT: There is NO WAY I can name just one.
C: I don't even have books.
OT: You are the Yin to my Yang.

42. What is your favorite candy?
OT: How about my favorite 5? Chili-flavored chocolate, Peachy-O's, Atomic Fireballs, Buttered Popcorn Jelly Belly's and Caramel Apple Suckers.
C: Chilled Peanut Butter M&M's and Dark Chocolate Peanut M&M's. (1 1/2 pounds/week)
OT: He's not kidding.

43. Favorite Sports Team?
OT: Minnesota Twins!!!!!!!!
C: Same answer but with one more exclamation point.

44. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
OT: Watching a recorded episode of CSI
C: Eating Taco Bell while watching OT watch CSI

45. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up today?
OT: OMG, my back is killing me.
C: Cat, are you drilling?
OT: Sra, I'll bet you're the only one that gets that.

Aren't we a lovely couple?
Please invite us to all of your parties.