Sunday, November 23, 2008

Does it make it doubly sinful that I'm Stealing on a Sunday?

Well, if God reads this blog, I have much more to answer for than this stolen topic (courtesy, once again, from Return to Rural--keep 'em coming!!). Hope God likes bed-wetting stories and strip-club enthusiasm!

SUNDAY STEALING
(courtesy of Return to Rural and Sunday Stealing)

And to shake things up a bit, I'm having (making) C also answer.
He knows my answers are the correct ones--smart husband, that C.


1. Do you like blue cheese salad dressing?
OT: Short answer, No. After drinking answer, Yes.
C: Yes, but never on its own. Mixed with a fine, French dressing, it is quite de-lish.

2. Favorite late night snack?
OT: Caviar with a side of Money. Or maybe it's sunflower seeds.
C: Usually chocolate ice cream. But if they come out with a Blue Cheese/French Dressing Slow Churn, it'll be that.

3. Do you own a gun?
OT: Just finger guns--har har.
C: Yes, sometimes I refer to them as pythons, biceps or pipes. Which way to the gun show?

4. What’s your favorite drink at Starbucks or other specialty coffee shop?
OT: Iced Coffee with a pint of 1/2 & 1/2 and a 1/4 cup of sugar. Something light.
C: Mountain Dew

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
OT: If it involves stirrups, I do.
C: No, but my doctors do.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
OT: The same way I think of head cheese. But I'll still eat a hot dog.
C: "Hey. If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would...." Wait. Maybe not appropriate...

7. Favorite Christmas song?
OT: Jingle Bells (or as I used to pronounce it when I was 3-year-old: BINGO BALLS!)
C: OT's Grandma singing the bass line of Silent Night at the Christmas Eve church service
OT: Wait! Can that be mine, too!!?

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
OT: Preferentially not something that went down and came back up and needs to go back down again.
C: Listerine, a great breath-freshener, tends to make anything imbibed before noon, to take on the lovely flavor of poo. So, nothing.

9. Can you do push-ups?
OT: Bras, but only if I don't want to see my feet.
C: Yes, but I think my bathroom habits are none of your business
OT: *looks at C and grows concerned*

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
OT: My wedding rings (and my jelly bracelets)
C: My jewelry? What? Huh? Never.
OT: He means to say his belly ring.

11. Favorite hobby?
OT: Reading and being critical.
C: Criticizing OT's reading ability.

12. Do you have A.D.D.?
OT: No--it must be in my other purse.
C: I was never good at math.

13. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?
OT: Is my butt a trait?
C: Taking things far too seriously and never trying to be funny.

14. The last disease you contracted?
OT: Like chlamydia into chlam'dia?
C: Pink Eye/Conjunctivitis

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.

OT
1. How long is that dishwasher cycle going to take.
2. I totally need to unbutton the top button.
3. I can hear Fidgit whistle-breathing through her nose.

C
1. This Mountain Dew sure tastes good.
2. I can't wait to have ice cream later.
3. My eye hurts.

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?

OT
1. Diet Mountain Dew
2. Tea
3. Wine

C
1. Isn't it obvious?
2. Flavored Splenda Water...Mmmm
3. Diet Flavored Green Tea

17. Current worry right now?
OT: People are really going to think that C married a complete idiot/dork.
C: People are really going to think that OT married a complete idiot/dork. And that people are going to think I stole her answer, when she typed her answer second.

18. Current hate right now?
OT: Flag-shirts and country music.
C: I think 'hate' is too strong of a word to apply to anything right now, but I strongly dislike people who refuse to admit that our country needs change; it REALLY PISSES ME OFF. Oh, and the new Guns 'N' Roses album sucks--it's (ironically?) called Chinese Democracy.

19. Favorite place to be?
OT: Reading in the bathtub. (Well, at least when C's not in there "doing push-ups.")
C: I don't usually like to talk about it, but I'm usually doing push-ups there.

20. How did you ring in the New Year?
OT: We watched the ball drop.
C: That's what she said!

21. Like to travel?
OT: Yup
C: Sure--but level of enjoyment is dependent on the mode of transportation: Car, plane, bus...Delorian.


22. Name three people who will complete Sunday Stealing this week:
OT: Other NaBloPoMo-ers desperate for a topic
C: OJ Simpson and his two accomplices
OT: At first I was like, Wha?? And then I was, "Oh! Good one!"

23. Do you own slippers?
OT: Yes
C: No
OT: You do, too!

24. What color shirt are you wearing?
OT: Black
C: Brown, Grey, Yellow, White & Blue Plaid

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
OT: Ew--no.
C: If they feel anything like my silk shirts I wore in the 90's, then NO.
OT: Thank GOD I met you in 2000.

26. Can you whistle?
OT: Yes--like a mofo.
C: Yes, but not the Andy Griffith Show theme. Don't ask.

27. Favorite singer/band?
OT: I can't name just one--The Beatles, Dave Matthews Band and NKOTB (represent!)
C: The Beatles

28. Could you ever make it 39 days on the show Survivor?
OT: No, but I can sing "Eye of the Tiger"
C: I can't even WATCH 39 episodes.

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
OT: "It's a Hard-Knock Life for _____" I personalize this song for C and the cats. I'm neat.
C: "Uncle Albert" by Paul McCartney...specifically for the "water"-part.

30. Favorite girl’s names?
OT: Beatrix Kiddo (Hi Mom!)
C: Over-Thinker

31. Favorite boy’s names?
OT: Well, now I have to say "C"
C: By now you're all expecting me to say something like Dirk Diggler, but I won't give you the pleasure.
OT: That's what she said!!

32. What’s in your pocket right now?
OT: I'm pretty sure I can safely say, not money
C: Lint, but I've got that everywhere.

33. Last thing that made you laugh?
OT: C
C: OT
Awwww

34. Like your job?
OT: Yup!
C: I'm currently in between jobs.
OT: He's holding out for a management position.

36. Do you love where you live?
OT: Sort of.
C: I don't so much love where I live, but I do live where I love.
OT: Cue the finger-guns.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house?
OT & C: 2

38. Who is your loudest friend?
OT: I only surround myself with delicate flowers. Like C.
C: OT. By far.

39. Do you drive the speed limit or speed?
OT: Speed
C: My speedometer is off by 5 miles, but I always forget in which way. So...YES.

40. Does someone have a crush on you?
OT: Yes
C: Yes, but we've progressed to the puree phase.

41. What is your favorite book?
OT: There is NO WAY I can name just one.
C: I don't even have books.
OT: You are the Yin to my Yang.

42. What is your favorite candy?
OT: How about my favorite 5? Chili-flavored chocolate, Peachy-O's, Atomic Fireballs, Buttered Popcorn Jelly Belly's and Caramel Apple Suckers.
C: Chilled Peanut Butter M&M's and Dark Chocolate Peanut M&M's. (1 1/2 pounds/week)
OT: He's not kidding.

43. Favorite Sports Team?
OT: Minnesota Twins!!!!!!!!
C: Same answer but with one more exclamation point.

44. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
OT: Watching a recorded episode of CSI
C: Eating Taco Bell while watching OT watch CSI

45. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up today?
OT: OMG, my back is killing me.
C: Cat, are you drilling?
OT: Sra, I'll bet you're the only one that gets that.

Aren't we a lovely couple?
Please invite us to all of your parties.

26 comments:

Nate Ring said...

If you decide to come to the middle of the midwest you can come to my parties! we wear hats and eat cheese

friyet said...

i am not going to steal this... i had to take notes just to write this comment [and if you remember the last long ass questionair took me about 3 weeks to complete]...
well it isn't REALLY GnR is it? umm so you watched the ball drop [way too much personal information] john delorian owned a company here, they made snow cats, like the one in 'the shining"... i will see your wistle and raise you.
dirk diggler [i just don't know what to say about that, whoops i mean him]

TMC said...

The idiot/dork medal goes to C. for his Delorian reference. But OT is an extremely close second for mentioning drinking, stirrups, chlamydia and titular saggage even after she surmised that G-d reads her blog. Well played!

My word was "roonsk" which I'm pretty sure is the real name of the blue cheese/french dressing combo. As in "I'd like a spring greens mix with shaved parmesan and a cup of roonsk on the side, please." I prefer to dip my fork in the cup of roonsk then spear the greens because I'm highbrow that way.

Sparkliesunshine said...

Kasey never fills these things out. It is now my goal to steal this from you and get her to fill it out with me.

I think you literally contracting the disease was my favorite part.

Sra said...

Ah shit, I'm letting you down. I don't get the cat drilling thing... I'm sorry :(

This was entertaining though. I wonder if I can steal it and make it entertaining too... probably not...

Meg said...

Dude, C has a belly ring? Not just a belly BUTTON ring, but a full on BELLY ring?? Does it go front to back, or side to side?...

jess said...

i could not make this shit up and have it be this funny. LOL. you and your man and me and MY man would all get along famously, me thinks.

diet dew for me, regular for him. and i love that diet green tea shit.

is the cat drilling thing that video, where the cat kneads his owner to wake up in the morning?

Thomas said...

Need a defense attorney?

Hillary said...

buttered popcorn jelly bellies? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU

Marissa said...

I loved this post! And yes, you are a lovely couple and from here on out, invited to ALL my parties. :)

Sassy Britches said...

I about fell off the bed when you "contracted" chlamydia. Good stuff.

Hyphen Mama said...

DAMN YOU WOMAN!!! I'm not wearing a Poise pad and you made me pee myself.

"Like chlamydia into chlam'dia?"

Holy f@ck you and C are funny.

Come to my party.... 6 o'clock on the 6th. I'll let you fondle my nipple freckle.

I super-duper double heart you.

witchypoo said...

You two don't need to be invited to a party. You are a party.
This was fabulous.

HalfAsstic.com said...

Very amusing AND entertaining. I really DO want to invite you to my next bash,yet, I'm a little afraid...

i am the diva said...

the banter is delightful!

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