Sunday, November 30, 2008

30 Days of NaBloPoMo....minus the partridge in a pear tree. Who the hell would want that, anyhow?

Firstly--Jess, Bridgy, Al and Hillary. I would like to apologize for peer-pressurizing you into doing NaBloPoMo. I realize that I probably owe each of you $500 and a shiatzu massage for your troubles. Hills, I know you'll settle for some vodka and a puppy-sitter. I'll try to make this happen. Jess, Bridgy & Al, I'm pretty sure you'll settle for some Miller Lite and penis-straw polishers. I'm on it.

I would like to wrap-up this 30-day debacle with a post on what I've learned.

Everything I know about
Posting (this month),
I've learned from NaBloPoMo


  1. C and I can blog together like nobody's business. He has a very arid (see, Jess? still using the new vocab!) sense of humor and I'm going to suggest to him ( a.k.a. tell him there won't be a Christmas unless he listens to me) that we do more joint-posts. Expect us to do more WeWe's (get it? no? oh.) in the near future.
  2. 16% of the people that come to my blog via search terms have been looking for "Nascar Porn." So, in order to not alienate 16% of my potential readership, I will be writing/posting some Nascar Porn. Illustrations will be included.
  3. If there's one thing that will get people commenting, it's a post on tongue scrapers (sorry, Ree! Look away or you'll puke!) and the suggestion that you should brush the inside of your cheeks. Oh the humanity! This is the MOST ridiculous thing you all have ever heard in your lifetimes!
  4. Posts regarding my assinine antics as a child will most likely be a hit. Especially when they address enormous underwear and a flamboyant (U-G-L-Y, delusional) sense of style. As promised, in the near future, I will be sharing my Foray into Hookerdom as a five-year-old. It will pretty much seal-the-deal that I won't be able to run for a congressional seat. Hell, I don't think I'll be able to hold a spot on the PTA. (haha! dodged that future bullet!)
  5. If I ever need help thwarting vigilante technology, all I need to do is ask and you will answer the call. Muchas gracias.

On that note....I will be signing off from this NaBloPoMo.

Please note: NaBloPoMo will be considered a swear word until further notice.

THE END.

19 comments:

TMC said...

Your drawing of a square-boobied Nascar chick has me concerned that perhaps your youthful Foray into Hookerdom has given you body image issues.

Get some help, would'ya?

:)

Sra said...

Thank God! You can't find good NASCAR porn ANYWHERE!

friyet said...

do not disappear for a month again! and i think i get it, wewe = meme X2... right? anyway i hope that's what it means, otherwise i don't think we're ready for it unless you can incorporate it into your nascar porn.

Hyphen Mama said...

Which is why you MUST MUST MUST keep blogging regularly... nobody does Nascar porn the way you do. NOBODY.

I swear my word verification is: aloof

Please, don't be aloof.

jess said...

omg!! wewes! did you make that up? hurry up and copyright it. me, al and bridge will do wewes with each other and our SOs, too!!!

ROFL.

nascar porn. good hell.

Hillary said...

your nascar porn is hot, but not as hot as my nascar peppers

The Over-Thinker said...

TMC: There is not a doubt in my little mind that there HAS to be a correlation.

Sra: I KNOW!!!!

FriYet: You got it! But still, wewe's will also be shown in the Nascar Porn. Because.

HM: I can't wait to write/direct my first episode. Will my blog become R-rated if I Photoshop-Phun too many beeooobs?

Jess: I WISH I could copyright it. How about whenever you use the term you just say (word, courtesy of OT--also, she is hot). That'll do.

Hills: DUUUUUUUDE!! I'm totally going to have to Nascar-Porn (a new verb) those peppers!!

Bridge said...

TGNBMPIO = Thank God NaBloMoPo Is Over

As one of the 16%... I thank you.

Ree said...

Snort. Okay, now excuse me while I go barf. {{gag}}

Memarie Lane said...

i have to brush my cheeks now? what's next? tongue floss?

jess said...

oh and in case you missed the memo, it's NASCAR. in all CAPS. NASCAR is an acronym. do not make this rookie mistake again.

sincerely,
the acronym police

monstergirlee said...

I've gotten used to reading you, and enjoy it. You're not going to take a month off again I hope?
... humph...harumph...sumpho.... (word verification)

helan said...

I recently came accross your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I dont know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.


Barbara

http://www.ipodepot.info

Marissa said...

HAHA! And that's the reason I've never done NaBloPoMo!

C said...

You've got many incredible talents, babe, and this is definitely one of them. Thank you for making me part of your blogosphere. I know how much you enjoy this, and nothing makes me happier than to know you're happy.

One of the special advantages of being OT's hubby is that I usually get to be the first to be exposed to every one of her posts. You think she's funny to read? This girl is flat out hilarious to listen to as she reads her posts out loud. Is there such a thing as Blog On CD? If so, I'm getting her into the studio a.s.a.p. If not, I'm claiming intellectual rights. Neener.

I love you, wifey. Even though your friends think I'M the bigger dork.

xoxoxoxox

Nate Ring said...

Actually that post lied a bit. I was in the building closest to the camera (white with the garden on the roof) the other white building just past it (the Ritz Carlton) was where Obama stayed during his Euro campaign.

Dershipl: asymetrical nipple.

Hyphen Mama said...

And here it is, only December 3rd and you've only been gone for 3 days and I'm SO JONESING for an OT fix.

Sulks off.

witchypoo said...

The Wewe was the best. Totally loved it.
Word: redint.
I dint do it and I redint do it.

friyet said...

you blogged yourself into a stupor again didn't you!?