Thursday, September 4, 2008

Welcome to the Freakshow! Have a seat, ya Nutbag.

***Edited to add***
HAPPY 24th BIRTHDAY, MEG! Meg is one of my favorite bloggers. Go read her birthday post and tell her hello! Just don't call her Stumpy!

I have to say that I LOVE it when bloggers do a post about the phrases or words searched that brought their visitors to their sites. I think Witchypoo and Ali have had some of the most "freak-show" searches. I'm hoping that I can do just as well. I mean, I have stayed classy with my 2 posts about wetting the bed, penis straws and prostitutes. Not to mention my love of yard-stick suspenders, so I think I have a really good shot at the Freak-Show Search Award.

It's time to bring on the crazy......

Here goes:
Wet Bed at Sleepover
Don't mind if I do!

Guitar Hero Girl with Pink Hair
I'm guessing you were hoping for the actual character from the games but instead you found a jackass who sprayed her hair pink at a company function.

Bed-Wetting Art
Really--you're either blessed with this talent or you're not. Don't force the issue. If you simply pee a puddle, that's not cutting the mustard. Now, if you are able to create something Jackson Pollack-esque, we can talk.

A side-effect of consuming too many Fiber One bars.

Go White Girl Go White Girl Go Lyrics
Um, I think you've got it.

Electric Bedwetting
Because when it comes down to it, bedwetting by candlelight is so last season.

Super Bedwetter
Look! Down on your mattress! Is it a faucet?! Is it a deluge?! NO! It's Super Bedwetter!

The Art of Spilling Over
Yes. I do make the muffin-top an artform. Thank you so much.

I think I should consider changing my tagline to something like:
"Sometimes I don't talk about bed-wetting."


Sparkliesunshine said...

I love that you always include a photo of yourself.

I should make another one of these posts. It's been way too long.

The Over-Thinker said...

Sparklie: I'm glad you enjoy the photos :) See, I have many moronic faces to share--I think you've seen the tip of the moronic iceberg. Lucky you! Definitely do up one of these posts--you know I'll read it!

witchypoo said...

I think I will have to come up with some different material to get more diverse search strings.
Second attempt at the word verification. Hate those.

The Over-Thinker said...

Witchy: I think "shit-mittens" will do just fine.

Marissa said...

HA HA HA HA!!!! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Angella said...

Electric bedwetting?

I don't even want to know why someone would Google that.

Hillary said...

ooohhh I really want to do one of these posts! after my ghb story, I started getting some really freaky searches.
my word verification is "telex" - for some reason that brings me glee

jess said...

i love the search term posts...i have done a couple myself. people want to get high off mucinex for some reason. i don't get it.

Ali said...

i love reading other people's too!
i just can't figure out why mine are so super over-the-top pervy!

Hyphen Mama said...

Hey, I thought my husband was the only person to ever use that toaster-oven bed-wetting thingy. I've always chuckled at the notion of hooking your child to electrical wires to keep them from wetting the bed. Apparently it worked for him. I think he was so damned scared he wouldn't have peed the bed for a million bucks!


Meg said...

I'm going to check and see what searches bring people to my blog.
I bet it's all going to be "referred by"!
Thanks for the birthday wishes! You're too sweet :)

Sra said...

Man all those freaking bed-wetting fetishists are tracking you down. See what you've done?!?

Jane said...

Electric bedwetting just sounds like an all-around bad idea.

The Over-Thinker said...

Marissa: My mission is complete!

Angella: Probably because they're sick of the run-of-the-mill wetting. They're looking to liven things up!

Hills: I have a sneaky feeling that you might get some pretty creepy search terms. I hope you don't get anyone looking to use it, ya know?

Jess: Dude! I totally forgot that you guys had the weird mucinex searches. I don't think that's a reflection on you. Like almost not at all.

Ali: I'm on the fence if I'd rather have pervy searches bed-wetting...

Hyphen: I THOUGHT I saw your husband at my support group!

Meg: I'll bet one of yours will be "How to pants for a duck!" :)

Sra: I know! I need to start blogging about things like radishes and coloring books. But God knows there is someone out there that will have a fetish for those, too.

Jane: Hi! Thanks for stopping by! And I wholeheartedly agree--I can't believe it's something someone would elect to do.

ilinap said...

I would love to see what search words draw people to Dirt & Noise. I am too technologically clueless to figure that out. In my business world I have techie people do that for me. I take the data, say my thanks, and ponder it. I figure they just get it magically from the web gods.