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HAPPY 24th BIRTHDAY, MEG! Meg is one of my favorite bloggers. Go read her birthday post and tell her hello! Just don't call her Stumpy!
HAPPY 24th BIRTHDAY, MEG! Meg is one of my favorite bloggers. Go read her birthday post and tell her hello! Just don't call her Stumpy!I have to say that I LOVE it when bloggers do a post about the phrases or words searched that brought their visitors to their sites. I think Witchypoo and Ali have had some of the most "freak-show" searches. I'm hoping that I can do just as well. I mean, I have stayed classy with my 2 posts about wetting the bed, penis straws and prostitutes. Not to mention my love of yard-stick suspenders, so I think I have a really good shot at the Freak-Show Search Award.
It's time to bring on the crazy......
Here goes:
Wet Bed at Sleepover
Don't mind if I do!
Guitar Hero Girl with Pink Hair
I'm guessing you were hoping for the actual character from the games but instead you found a jackass who sprayed her hair pink at a company function.
Bed-Wetting Art
Really--you're either blessed with this talent or you're not. Don't force the issue. If you simply pee a puddle, that's not cutting the mustard. Now, if you are able to create something Jackson Pollack-esque, we can talk.
Blowing.Skirt.Over.Ass
A side-effect of consuming too many Fiber One bars.
Go White Girl Go White Girl Go Lyrics
Um, I think you've got it.
Um, I think you've got it.
Electric Bedwetting
Because when it comes down to it, bedwetting by candlelight is so last season.
Because when it comes down to it, bedwetting by candlelight is so last season.
Super Bedwetter
Look! Down on your mattress! Is it a faucet?! Is it a deluge?! NO! It's Super Bedwetter!
Look! Down on your mattress! Is it a faucet?! Is it a deluge?! NO! It's Super Bedwetter!
The Art of Spilling Over
Yes. I do make the muffin-top an artform. Thank you so much.
Yes. I do make the muffin-top an artform. Thank you so much.
I think I should consider changing my tagline to something like:
"Sometimes I don't talk about bed-wetting."
"Sometimes I don't talk about bed-wetting."
15 comments:
I love that you always include a photo of yourself.
I should make another one of these posts. It's been way too long.
Sparklie: I'm glad you enjoy the photos :) See, I have many moronic faces to share--I think you've seen the tip of the moronic iceberg. Lucky you! Definitely do up one of these posts--you know I'll read it!
I think I will have to come up with some different material to get more diverse search strings.
Second attempt at the word verification. Hate those.
Witchy: I think "shit-mittens" will do just fine.
HA HA HA HA!!!! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
Electric bedwetting?
I don't even want to know why someone would Google that.
ooohhh I really want to do one of these posts! after my ghb story, I started getting some really freaky searches.
my word verification is "telex" - for some reason that brings me glee
i love the search term posts...i have done a couple myself. people want to get high off mucinex for some reason. i don't get it.
i love reading other people's too!
i just can't figure out why mine are so super over-the-top pervy!
Hey, I thought my husband was the only person to ever use that toaster-oven bed-wetting thingy. I've always chuckled at the notion of hooking your child to electrical wires to keep them from wetting the bed. Apparently it worked for him. I think he was so damned scared he wouldn't have peed the bed for a million bucks!
Hilarious!
I'm going to check and see what searches bring people to my blog.
I bet it's all going to be "referred by http://theartofoverthinking.blogspot.com"!
Thanks for the birthday wishes! You're too sweet :)
Man all those freaking bed-wetting fetishists are tracking you down. See what you've done?!?
Electric bedwetting just sounds like an all-around bad idea.
Marissa: My mission is complete!
Angella: Probably because they're sick of the run-of-the-mill wetting. They're looking to liven things up!
Hills: I have a sneaky feeling that you might get some pretty creepy search terms. I hope you don't get anyone looking to use it, ya know?
Jess: Dude! I totally forgot that you guys had the weird mucinex searches. I don't think that's a reflection on you. Like almost not at all.
Ali: I'm on the fence if I'd rather have pervy searches bed-wetting...
Hyphen: I THOUGHT I saw your husband at my support group!
Meg: I'll bet one of yours will be "How to pants for a duck!" :)
Sra: I know! I need to start blogging about things like radishes and coloring books. But God knows there is someone out there that will have a fetish for those, too.
Jane: Hi! Thanks for stopping by! And I wholeheartedly agree--I can't believe it's something someone would elect to do.
I would love to see what search words draw people to Dirt & Noise. I am too technologically clueless to figure that out. In my business world I have techie people do that for me. I take the data, say my thanks, and ponder it. I figure they just get it magically from the web gods.
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