A brief rant. A rantlette, if you will:
Why the hell can't Hollywood, with its millions of dollars worth of special-effects make-up wizardry, produce a realistic, fake tattoo??? Do they not have more than a few Sharpies in their arsenal of "magic?"
I just watched an episode of Cold Case and this lady had a neck tattoo that was SO TERRIBLE, you could literally see where it was coming unglued. Unglued, people! Honest to God, I think I need to quit my job, move to Hollywood and do their damn tattoos.