Photoshop Phun: The Yarn Pageant!!

Welcome to the 2008 Yarn Pageant!!
This year promises to have the best lookers, yet.

May I present to you, in no particular order, the contestants...

Why it's Angela! She's chosen to go "Avant Garde Cabbage Patch" with 1985 mini-blind shades and an overall red hue on her yarn hair with black tips. She's youthful and can pull this look off like no other. Her girlfriend, Kasey, isn't in this picture, as she's catching up on the latest Grey's Anatomy because she now shares Angela's obsession and promises to no longer make fun of it and will continue buying Angela Grey's Anatomy-themed mugs.

It's FriYet! She's in the car on the way to her 1st day at Cabbage Patch Elementary! She's so excited to be wearing her acrylic hair in the latest 20-pony-tail-holder pig-tails! Her brand new polka-dot blouse really makes her yellow hair POP!

For their 55th wedding anniversary, Hillary and Shawn are in Mexico! Both are salt and pepper yarnified and they look like they're enjoying themselves! As we know, old people are always cold, so Hillary is wearing her favorite black and purple shawl and Shawn is wearing his favorite plaid flannel shirt with the built-in cape. Shawn didn't want to waste money on actual sunglasses so he's wearing the glasses he got for free at his last glaucoma check at the clinic! Aren't they cute?

This is Jess and her hubby Paul! They're out frolicking in the woods after a long day of drinking Miller Lite (see the cans in the background?). They're our present-day Raggedy Ann & Andy with updates! Paul is edgy with his bleached Van Dyke goatee and Jess is rocking a beautiful French manicure--brightened up just slightly with Photoshop. What a happy, attractive couple!

Here is Natalie with an adorable pooch, enjoying a nice day out in Turkey, sipping a Welch's Grape Soda! Natalie is sporting the latest in Cabbage Patch hair--an orange perm. Notice the subtle blonde highlights around the face? They set off her dental implants. Natalie's a bit of an over-achiever and has braces on top of her capped-teeth. She's taking no chances. Like they say, after awhile, most pet owners start to look like their pets---notice how Puppy is wearing Natalie-style sunglasses? Puppy is also having some cosmetic dentistry done. What a happy pair! Couldn't ask for 2 finer individuals to represet the US over in Turkey!

Please take a moment to vote for your favorite entry!!! The person(s) with the highest number of votes will receive a lovely prize from The Over-Thinker. And she promises that the prize is not yarn.