Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Photoshop is Phun: Hair Yarnification & You

Have you ever thought, "Hey, my hair is so shiny and healthy, I really need a change! I'd really like to look like a doll from my childhood--say Raggedy Ann or maybe a Cabbage Patch Doll. Please! Someone help me with this awful head of shiny, lustrous hair!"

Dum du du DUM!!!!!!

Straight from my computer salon to your head, may I present hair washed with Yarnifier. Yarnifier has been years in the making but is now available to you in this once-in-a-lifetime offer!

You may be thinking,
"This is too good to be true!
What's the catch?
How much money will you charge me?"

The answers are Nu-uh! Nothing! Zip!

In order to be yarn-i-fied, you simply need to send your photo to Master Stylist, Over-Thinker, and she'll yarnify the ass outta your hair. Every single person who submits a photo by 5:00 pm (central time) on Saturday afternoon will be sporting festive follicles by that evening. be Yarnified:
1. Submit your photo (.jpg would be great) to:

theartofoverthinking AT gmail DOT com
(Title the e-mail "Yarn-ME")

2. In the comments (because, remember, I monitor my comment-count
like a shit-hawk--see #10), tell me.......
a) Do you prefer Raggedy Ann or Andy OR Cabbage Patch hair
b) Are you allergic to wool? If so, I will be sure to use a synthetic yarnifier.

Remember to check back on Saturday evening for the Hot-tot-tot Beauty Pageant.

*******Please note that it is up to the discretion of the Over-Thinker
if she feels you also need some dental work or a cape. Or horns.********


jess said...

ooooo i love this idea. now i have to go find a photo...

Nilsa S. said...

Dude, I'm getting married in less than a month. I can't be subjecting my loving locks to anyone other than my trusted hair stylist. Should this parade come around again in a few months, I'll be sure to participate! :-)

Hyphen Mama said...

I think Raggedy Ann hair would be a vast improvement to what I'm already sporting!

Meg said...

I'll be sending one as soon as i get home from school today!!!

Marissa said...

HA HA HA! You are hilarious. Seriously SO hilarious!!!!

friyet said...

photo on its way! is yarnification a word? anyway, do it to me!