Have you ever thought, "Hey, my hair is so shiny and healthy, I really need a change! I'd really like to look like a doll from my childhood--say Raggedy Ann or maybe a Cabbage Patch Doll. Please! Someone help me with this awful head of shiny, lustrous hair!"
Dum du du DUM!!!!!!
Straight from my computer salon to your head, may I present hair washed with Yarnifier. Yarnifier has been years in the making but is now available to you in this once-in-a-lifetime offer!
You may be thinking,
"This is too good to be true!
What's the catch?
How much money will you charge me?"
The answers are Nu-uh! Nothing! Zip!
In order to be yarn-i-fied, you simply need to send your photo to Master Stylist, Over-Thinker, and she'll yarnify the ass outta your hair. Every single person who submits a photo by 5:00 pm (central time) on Saturday afternoon will be sporting festive follicles by that evening.
So...to be Yarnified:
Dum du du DUM!!!!!!
You may be thinking,
"This is too good to be true!
What's the catch?
How much money will you charge me?"
The answers are Nu-uh! Nothing! Zip!
In order to be yarn-i-fied, you simply need to send your photo to Master Stylist, Over-Thinker, and she'll yarnify the ass outta your hair. Every single person who submits a photo by 5:00 pm (central time) on Saturday afternoon will be sporting festive follicles by that evening.
So...to be Yarnified:
1. Submit your photo (.jpg would be great) to:
theartofoverthinking AT gmail DOT com
(Title the e-mail "Yarn-ME")
(Title the e-mail "Yarn-ME")
2. In the comments (because, remember, I monitor my comment-count
like a shit-hawk--see #10), tell me.......
like a shit-hawk--see #10), tell me.......
a) Do you prefer Raggedy Ann or Andy OR Cabbage Patch hair
b) Are you allergic to wool? If so, I will be sure to use a synthetic yarnifier.
b) Are you allergic to wool? If so, I will be sure to use a synthetic yarnifier.
Remember to check back on Saturday evening for the Hot-tot-tot Beauty Pageant.
*******Please note that it is up to the discretion of the Over-Thinker
if she feels you also need some dental work or a cape. Or horns.********
if she feels you also need some dental work or a cape. Or horns.********
6 comments:
ooooo i love this idea. now i have to go find a photo...
Dude, I'm getting married in less than a month. I can't be subjecting my loving locks to anyone other than my trusted hair stylist. Should this parade come around again in a few months, I'll be sure to participate! :-)
I think Raggedy Ann hair would be a vast improvement to what I'm already sporting!
I'll be sending one as soon as i get home from school today!!!
HA HA HA! You are hilarious. Seriously SO hilarious!!!!
photo on its way! is yarnification a word? anyway, do it to me!
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