I am an avid watcher of The Closer, so I was happy as a clam when they ran a Labor Day marathon of the show. In one of the episodes, Kyra Sedgwick's character is asked by a morgue-tech, "So, what's your porn name?" A co-worker of hers goes onto explain that everyone has a "Porn-Name" as it's simply a combination of your first pet's name and the name of a street you lived on as a child.
I thought it would be interesting to share this information with each other. It's a terribly classy game and it makes me laugh....just think of all the Fluffy 10th Avenue's there are in the world!?
Without further a dieu, may I introduce you to...
Chevy Hanson
Bow-chicka-bow-bow...
(Yes, I named my first dog after a car. Shut up.)
This is the best "Porn-Pose" I could do. Aren't I seductive in my flannel robe? I even took off my glasses to better show you my blogroom eyes.
So, what's your porn-name? Spill it in the comments and then go wash your mouth out with soap. If you get a chance, and feel so inclined, link your readers to this post and have them leave their porn-names, too. Forget collecting stamps...I'm collecting fake porn-names.
Chevy Hanson
Bow-chicka-bow-bow...
(Yes, I named my first dog after a car. Shut up.)
This is the best "Porn-Pose" I could do. Aren't I seductive in my flannel robe? I even took off my glasses to better show you my blogroom eyes.
So, what's your porn-name? Spill it in the comments and then go wash your mouth out with soap. If you get a chance, and feel so inclined, link your readers to this post and have them leave their porn-names, too. Forget collecting stamps...I'm collecting fake porn-names.
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Did you colour your hair? It looks darker. And I totally didn't recognize you without your glasses on. It kind of freaked me out.
I drank 34 coffees today and cannot form a coherent thought because of all the buzzing in my head. Sorry.
Uh yes, porn name. I had 2 childhood pets at the same time. I don't know which was first because they were both old when I was born. So I am either "Jenny Chateau" or "Smudgie Chateau." I kind of like Smudgie the best, even though the cat was a total asshole.
Hills: HA! Maybe you could be Jenny Chateau for now and as you age, you can turn into Smudgie. And nope, I didn't darken my hair--the dark tones must have been pulled up with photo filter I used.
Mine sucks, Little Bit Hermano. Hermano is Spanish for "brother."
Memarie: Are you freaking kidding me? Little Bit Hermano? Genius! Porntastic, if you will!
My first pet's name was Queenie, and we lived on Queen Street. So?
I present to you Queenie Queen.
You can't make this stuff up.
here you go: Jingles Bridge [i don't even have a come back for that!]
Witchy & FriYet: JEEBUS, you two! I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time. Queenie Queen and Jingle Bridge...God those are fantastic.
Snowy Belle Meadows
Sra: Are you kidding me?? I can't believe how well this works! I think you should team up with Jingles Bridge and film "Christmas HO HO HO's!"
Freedom Shibley
Yes, my dog's name was Freedom. Yes, my parents were hippies.
Yes, I was almost named Sunshine.
Moose: Freedom Shibley can request her porn sets be built in a field of wild-flowers. Next to a compost heap, 'course.
my name would be tiger overlook. so, SO not sexy!
Sugar Windsor is my name.
I can see it now...
Now you can catch Christmas Ho Ho Ho's....Now staring Chevy Hanson (now brunette) as she sets the scene with the vouyer tiger overlook. It's a story about
Little Bit Hermano... who happens to be a little bit hermano who dresses up in a red hermano suit, climbs down the chute and delivers packages on a wintery night
after climbing over snowy meadows...and riding atop jingle's bridge
all to be delivered to the quenie queen and her old partner smudgie!
I'm Oley Brier--not sure what to make of that, actually sounds kind of prickly to me! Oh well. I'll stick with the current career choice, I guess.
Boots Teslin!
Or Cluso Maplehurst Circle.
I like Boots Teslin better though.
"ICK SOUTH"
Dear god...I may have to post about this.
utah is lame - most of the street names here are directions.
the first pet we had was my dad's dog shiloh. but the first pet that was mine was our dog boots. so i'm either shiloh south or boots south. i kind like boots south cuz it sounds kinda dirty. OR...i could be shiloh south and the movie title could be boots south. ha ha ha.
sidebar: this posting every day thing is sooo not awesome for me. i almost funked it up yesterday. on day 2 i almost choked. wtf? and i will have to probably resort to more than one lame ass you tube post.
Mine is Coil Firehouse. I think firemen might appreciate it.
and what are you wearing? is that a shirt? a robe? i must know!
Um, Hi... my name is Buster Howard.
doesn't that just scream 70's mustachio?
Too funny. My name would be Drambie Pershing (as in Drambouie - the liquor - yes, my parents named our first dog after alcohol). Fitting name, isn't it?!
Marissa: Tiger Overlook sounds like a cat from Wisconsin Dells :)
Matches: You could be a writer for synopses on the back of DVDs!! You had me rolling. But, I'm not sure many people READ porn DVDs. And your name kicks hoo-hoo. Sugar Windsor? Royal porn.
Lynne: Sounds like outdoorsy Norwegian porn to me :)
Meg: Cluso Maplehurst Circle sounds a bit highbrow for porn. But maybe that could be the name of Boots' agent!
Loralee: Holy hell. I'm pretty sure we have a winner!
Jess: My vote is also for Boots South! Totally sounds like a wild woman who smokes and drinks diet dew (I'm guessing). I'm feeling okay about the daily blog so far. As me on day 15 when you'll be able to find me standing on the ledge of my blog-window.
Sparklie: Ha! And probably a few firewomen, too!
Jess (again): It's my HOTHOTHOT lime-green flannel robe. It's actually from Victoria's Secret--I got it about 15 years ago. It's surprising how its butt-ugliness has held up over the years.
Hyphen: Staying with the filthy theme--if you read your name quickly, it sounds like Bust Her How Hard! Starring Buster Howard...harharhar.
Nilsa: That is just too awesome for words. :) I can guess the sponsor of your movie!
hey, i'm drinking beer here and i want me some of that riding atop jingle's bridge... my sweety is in calif... it's been a while!
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