Monday, June 9, 2008

For all the Moms who read this non-Mom Blog--here is some guidance. Nearly wet myself. Hope you do, too!

MIMING MONDAYS
Installment #1
Almost like blogging, but not really.


In an uncharacteristic move, the long-winded Over-Thinker stopped writing, and simply let the pictures do the talking.























Now I have two questions:
1. Did you almost pee your pants?
2. What "wrong" is your favorite?
(mine is "Making Baby Smile")

15 Charitable Assessment(s):

Donna said...

I can't chose. That was really funny. I think the breastfeeding dad really sent me over.

Sra said...

Once I saw the air horn, I could no longer keep my laughter silent. And the breast-feeding dad was also uproarious. Very nice.

Summer said...

Death by shopping cart totally had me. Maybe especially so because I just saw a newspaper cartoon (maybe family circus?") called "The New Status", where a snobby-looking woman pushes around a full cart, and a mom and kid with milk, eggs, and bread in their card oggle and say "Wow, she must be rich!"

Hillary said...

containing baby
because I have that crate for my puppy and I'm totally keeping it for future hypothetical babies

Bridge said...

Calming baby... totally got me rolling.

Also the breastfeeding one. HAHAHA.

Natalie said...

well...the first laugh out loud moment was checking baby's diaper. for some reason that one cracked me up. then the airhorn...then i was pretty much a goner. i might still try the airhorn technique. it takes my kids forever to get out of bed for school. one blast of that in their ear might just do the trick. it also might give the kids on the lower bunks a concussion, but hey i'll do what it takes to get them to school on time! i have exactly 3 days left to try it before summer!

Sarah said...

I'm a big fan of checking baby's diaper... then breastfeeding dad. Hilarious!!

Sparkliesunshine said...

Mine is baby in the dryer b/c the dad checking his watch makes me chuckle.

~m said...

Oh my goodness! I've been doing everything WRONG!!!
(Hee! Just kidding! Don't call protective services on me pls!)
My favorite one is actually the pickin the nose one because...sometimes we pick the boogers out of our son's nose. He loooves that and he tells us so VERY LOUDLY.
Oh and one time, one of my friend's sons tried to nurse from his dad during the summer when Dad had his shirt off (bad move) and they were both VERY surprised.

Meg said...

I love them all.
And yes, I nearly wet myself the first time I saw those!

Ali said...

what? picking your baby's nose is wrong???? :)

The Over-Thinker said...

EVERYONE: I love you all :) I really mean that. Not in a pageant sort of way. Really and for true :) :) :)

See. Three smiley faces in a row make it gospel. I totally read that somewhere. I think it was the bible. Oh, Hi Jesus! Just kidding! Love you, too!

P.S. Summer: I saw that Family Circus---I love the definition of "rich"---that's what I think when I see a non-Hybrid SUV drive past.

lastnameunknown said...

See, now here's the thing: for my first child, I thought these were funny. But now that I'm on my fourth, some of these...well, let's just say that they're not completely unreasonable.

KathyLikesPink said...

Those are hilarious! Where did find them? Are there more? MUST SEE!

It's a tough call because they're all good. Washing baby touched a nerve...Daughter is now 13 but some of those baaad poopy diapers are etched forever in my memory.

Hyphen Mama said...

Hey, my kids LOVE being in the dog kennel. I figure it's good enough for my dog, it must be good enough for the kids, right?

My fave would have to be the nursing dad.